Rip Them Off :: 割韭菜啦

Rip Them Off
割韭菜啦

开发: Lozange Lab
发行: Lozange Lab

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关于这款游戏

《割韭菜啦(Rip Them Off )》是一款结合经营和塔防的全新极简益智游戏。董事会需要盈利,而这一切交由你决定,你要沿街开设让民众夹道欢迎的商店。选地点、挑商店、赚大钱!以此作为实力,在企业里步步高升,迎接越来越困难的挑战!



欢迎你,[新人的名字]。我们很荣幸¹有你的加入,成为 [产品名称] 销售团队的最新一员²。在 [子公司名称] 这里,我们一直致力于 [假大空的承诺],而我们知道你也一样³。

在 [公司名称] 这里,我们的使命就是为人们提供他们梦寐以求的物品,而他们想要的就是 [产品名称] (广告小子们会确保做到这点的!⁴)。

作为我们 [公司] 大家庭⁵的重要一员,这是你大显身手的地方。


¹ 任何声称“引以为荣”的话语都只是场面话而已,它们并不代表董事会对各个员工的看法
² 除非另有说明,否则应称新员工为“办公机器”
³ 请参阅《标准员工合同》第 11b 条第 12 款 :“你的新个人观点”
⁴ 任何暗示 [公司名称] 的广告手法有操纵消费者之嫌的言论纯属假设
⁵ [公司名称] 是合法注册企业,不是家庭单位。请参阅《员工合同》第 154a 条,“知晓你 {等同于无} 的权利”

选择

要最大化利润并让董事会满意需要一个好的计划。在每个城市里,利用可疑*的空地,创建人民群众逃脱不出的零售商机迷宫,把他们一网打尽!

*一点都不可疑

花费

那些商店可不会凭空建起来*!你要认真管理预算,确保把赚钱潜力摆在第一位:店铺要挑得好、地点要选得旺、价格要买得廉

*万丈高楼自动起商店即将在 [无法预计的公布日期] 登场!

赚钱

商店建成后,他们自然会来。而且源源不绝地来!但是只有一个地点是不可能满足董事会那牟取暴利*、日益变大的胃口的。结合地点和商店类型,尽全力把他们吃干榨尽,并在世界各地开启激动人心的新商机。

*当前的同比增长率设在了再平常不过的 3015%




  • 一款创新的新游戏类型:结合解谜机制和塔防游戏的《割韭菜啦》是一个全新的挑战,易学难精。
  • 设计精美:伴随着受五十年代启发的音乐和图形,唤醒你内心深处的“广告狂人”。
  • 爱不释手:每个新城市都会给你带来愈加邪恶的挑战。你能披荆斩棘,一路直闯大都市吗?
  • 快慢皆宜:掌控时间的流逝,确保你的策略能够完美地层层铺开。

选好你的地点、挑好你的商店、提供民之所需。当然,也别忘了…

割韭菜啦!

About This Game

Rip Them Off is a minimalistic new puzzle game of economic management and tower defense. The Board needs its profit, and it’s up to you to line the streets with shops the masses can’t resist. Choose your locations, pick your stores and earn enough to advance up the corporate ladder with its increasingly difficult challenges!




Welcome [New Hire Name Here]. We’re proud¹ to have you as the newest member² of our [Product Name Here] sales team. Here at [Subsidiary Company Name Here] we’re passionately committed to [Vague Passionate Commitment Here] and we know you are too³.

Here at [Company Name] we’re all about giving the people what they want, and what they want is [Product Name] (the ad boys have seen to that!⁴).

As a valuable member of our [Company] family⁵ this is where you come in.

¹ Any assertion of pride is purely performative and does not reflect the Board’s opinion of individual employees
² Unless otherwise stated new employees shall be referred to as “Office Drone”
³ Please see Standard Employee Contract section 11b Subsection 12: “Your New Personal Opinions”
⁴ Any suggestion of consumer manipulation by [Company Name] advertising practices is purely hypothetical
⁵ [Company Name] is a registered corporation and not a familial unit. Please see Employee Contract section 154a, “Knowing Your {Lack Of} Rights”

Choose

Maximising profit and satisfying the board will require planning. In each city, utilise suspiciously* empty locations and create an inescapable maze of retail opportunities the masses simply won’t be able to refuse!

*not suspicious at all

Spend

Those stores aren’t gonna build themselves*! Make sure to prioritise your earning potential by managing your budget: buy the right stores in the right locations at the right price.

*Self-building stores coming in [Unobtainable Release Date Here]!

Earn

Once you build it, they will come. And keep coming! But it’ll take more than one location to satisfy the Board’s exponential profiteering*. Combine locations and store types to really take them for all they’re worth and open up exciting new opportunities around the world!

*Year on year growth is currently set at a more-than-reasonable 3015%



  • An innovative new type of game: Combining puzzle mechanics with tower defense games, Rip Them Off is a new breed of challenge, easy to pick up but hard to master.
  • Gorgeous design: Evoke your inner Mad Man with 1950s inspired music and graphics.
  • Addictive gameplay: Each new city provides an increasingly devilish challenge. Can you make it all the way to the biggest metropoles?
  • Challenge your friends: Who’s the best rip off merchant? Compete against your friends and/or rivals with the leaderboard feature to find out who comes out on top.
  • Map of the Moment: Hone your capitalistic edge post-launch with Map of the Moment, showcasing revamped versions of your favourite maps with fun modifiers to keep you on your toes.
  • Go fast or slow: Control the flow of time to make sure your strategies unfold with perfection.

Choose your location, choose your stores, give the people what they want. And of course, don’t forget to…

Rip them off!

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